What you should do, is kidnap them with some mates, tie them into a chair and and all of your whack one off into their faces and post it on youtube. I reckon that'll put them off pissing you off for life.
So you mean the kid gets everyone's DNA samples? Smart move Columbo.
You'd get DNA on there even if you punched him. So what's your point?
That most NORMAL people don't want to wack one out over a dude that you've kidnapped...
You do what ever you want though!
