Show off, maybi its time to relocate and work for a company with prospects?
Not a show off, just give it a go at building a computer once, once you've done it you will be surprised how easy it is, especially when things nowadays have simplified somewhat, I remember when you use to have no standardized layout on front USB ports, each motherboard had a slightly different pin arrangement and you had to plug in 8-9 wires manually depending on the layout, then you had jumpers on the cd drives and hard drives with the IDE interface. Now usb is standardized with a set layout, with SATA there are no jumpers to adjust. Really old motherboards where a bundle of joys, they had so many jumpers that you would mistake it for a fire alarm panel.
Wish I could just relocate, but I only just got a mortgage a few months back. But I wouldn't mind working for a company with a future, being contracted the the court service's sucks donkey!