So, who would you like to punch in the cock, then?
It can be specific, like say Geoff Boycott, the gagging-for-it-renta-yorkie gobsh!te spasmoid twitnonce. Or general, like say, people that stand in queues in metropolitan supermarkets waiting for a till number to be announced, then when one's announced go to another because it's 3 feet less to walk!!!
f**k, they need a Royal Cockpunching
NB: For the purposes of this theoretical survey, women can also get a well-deserved cockpunching
churz, The Doc
(stolen but only coz it's good

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