This is why I live in East Croydon lol 
To be fair most of South London is a sh!t hole (Lewisham, Catford, Depford, Thorton Heath, Peckham . . I could go on). But its home and its my sh!thole so I love it.
I was asked to go and build some shelters in Africa
I had to decline
I said let me fix West croydon first!
Saying that I was picking someone up near East croydon satation and five girls about no more than 15 years old. One came at me and pointed to one of her friends and said she wants to suck you off

I was a bit shocked and wanted to kick her in the arse, but just ignored it instead.
If she was 20+ I would have said "nah her mouth isn't big enough init"
