Hit a fookin stag deer last night....

[travisreeve]

Oh dear here comes the jokes 

[Mortimer Hill]

Hope the costs aren't too deer....




....I'll get my coat.

would that be a buckskin coat?

[billy_vw]

Oh dear here comes the jokes 

By the way, where was you going?




On your way to a Stag party!

[delirical]

Oh dear here comes the jokes 

By the way, where was you going?


On your way to a Stag party!

He has no ideer

[ortega277]

Deer I've been in an accident I don't want you to worry ill stagger home 

[mellow yellow]

Doh! 

[VR6_Wherry]

Oh my, surely the OP realised posting about this would result in silly jokes!

I mean he's all a bit 'Deer in the headlights' now 

[justalex81]

Doh! 

win 

Oh my, surely the OP realised posting about this would result in silly jokes!

I mean it's all a bit 'Deer in the headlights' now 

fail 

[logeyboy]

Mr German friend told me about a similar accident

"Ven is son struck zi deer mit das auto"

[Mortimer Hill]

Feel bad for the poor creature obviously. Smashed offside light and bent front wing plus possible slight dent on bonnet (was dark when it happened and drove in wifes car this morning,so haven't done full inspection). Hoping its not a write off...anyone with knowledge of bodywork able to advise??

At least you didn't hit a Triumph Stag