Hi. I'm William Shatner

[The Mighty Elvi]

Christmas is nearly here, so.

look at my dingle dangle

[Guy]

deep fried turkey?!  W.T.F?

merkins must be of Glaswegian origin! 

[The Mighty Elvi]

Apparently is the method of choice in Australia. Seals in the juices. I just cook mine upside down.

[R32UK]

Sounds like a good way to cook it. 

[Jay]

F@rk eating Turkey, it's manky sh!te best left to the dumb-ass 'merkins and their turkey-Fryer-fires.

[The Mighty Elvi]

Jay

Can't you get a wilderbeast into fryer?

[Sam]

Cooking upside down is a good idea! does that work with chickens too?

[The Mighty Elvi]

Yes. It works with all poultry. You can also turn it over, covered in foil, and let it rest for 30 minutes. Does the same thing. As a bonus you get a crisp bottom, so you can eat that meat as well. FYI that's also the other bit you get in a KFC.

Putting a rack in the backing tray to lift the bird is great. You can then use the fat for gravy and roasting vegetables at the same time.

[Jay]

A VERY small piece of a Wildebeest  tbh not a fan of Wildebeest meat.


You can also just use one of these great inventions called a ...



Cooking bag!   

Work wonders and the meat is always tender and tasty, can use any meat in the bags too