Poll

Read the post then a answer

That's what 5 kids does to the foofoo?
11 (19.3%)
Sopping wet?
11 (19.3%)
Already up for it?
12 (21.1%)
That's what 5 kids does to the foofoo?
16 (28.1%)
Faking the bad back?
3 (5.3%)
Would your missus have slapped you one?
4 (7%)

Total Members Voted: 56

Voting closed: 20 November 2011, 22:18

Author Topic: The things women talk about in private  (Read 2065 times)

Offline Jay

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The things women talk about in private
« on: 13 November 2011, 22:18 »
So my wife was on FB on a private group and started laughing at one of the posts, she was wetting herself with laughter and had to tell me why...

The short of it was a woman friend has a sore back and got her hubby to rub it, he then said she should get on all four to stretch her back and he can rub it while she's stretching it (you can already see where this is going can't you? :huh: ), no sooner has she got on all four he's gone and stuck his c0ck up her 'foofoo' as she called it and giving her one. Some of the comments are priceless :grin:

She posted up a poll asking if he's a "C0ck", "Chancer" or "just f**king Roger" (Roger is his name) - so I'm asking the above questions because I find it hard to believe that a normal woman could have
1) taken it without a fight or argument, given she had back pain
b) she's got to have a bucket for it to have slipped in that easy
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Re: The things women talk about in private
« Reply #1 on: 13 November 2011, 22:26 »



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Re: The things women talk about in private
« Reply #2 on: 13 November 2011, 22:26 »
Bucket minge.
80% of your posts are total tripe, as they are mostly replies to sh1te posts created by the morons that, unfortunately this forum attracts.

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Re: The things women talk about in private
« Reply #3 on: 13 November 2011, 22:28 »
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Re: The things women talk about in private
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Re: The things women talk about in private
« Reply #5 on: 14 November 2011, 13:29 »
Should really be allowed to give multiple answers on this one....  :grin:
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Re: The things women talk about in private
« Reply #6 on: 14 November 2011, 13:38 »
I was going too, but then remembered what forum I was posting on and knew it would have ended up being 50/50 with Wizards sleeve and sopping wet  :grin:
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Re: The things women talk about in private
« Reply #7 on: 14 November 2011, 13:44 »
I was going too, but then remembered what forum I was posting on and knew it would have ended up being 50/50 with Wizards sleeve and sopping wet  :grin:

 :grin:

I bet the guy had Marin Gaye on in the background. Nothing like the sweet subliminal messages of "let's get it on" and "sexual healing"  :grin:
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Re: The things women talk about in private
« Reply #8 on: 14 November 2011, 14:09 »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: The things women talk about in private
« Reply #9 on: 14 November 2011, 14:10 »
I said sopping wet good girl  :laugh:
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