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Offline bobbieboy69er

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Secret Santa
« on: 11 November 2011, 11:49 »
What have you recieved/given in the past??

need some ideas  :evil:
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Offline VR6_Wherry

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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #1 on: 11 November 2011, 12:04 »
I got a cricket bat for an Aussie after England beat them in the Ashes!  :grin:

Offline Seanl

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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #2 on: 11 November 2011, 12:05 »
Do it in work every year. Depends who u pull out the hat really, obviously has to be specific to them in a joke sort of way. Given some chewing gum, dental floss and a toothbrush to someone with stinky breath, and also given a matress cover last year to someone who used to piss the bed when he'd had too many!  :laugh: obviously they need a sense of humour if they're gonna take the above in good spirits!
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #3 on: 11 November 2011, 12:13 »
Got: Beer, Biltong, some tatty sh!t so bad I can't even remember, condoms (guessing because the missus fell pregnant just before we got married)

Gave: Odd named Ales (hobgoblin with the goblins face replaced by the person is a fav of mine), small JD shot set, Styrofoam plane thingy, make-up set and perfumes.


Best thing I've seen a colleague get was a pair of Granny knickers because of his reputation and kind of girl he went for :grin:  
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Offline VR6_Wherry

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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #4 on: 11 November 2011, 12:17 »
The best i saw was someone getting a porn mag and a box of tissues. i have no idea why they got it though!  :laugh: :grin:

Offline s-l-i-x

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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #5 on: 12 November 2011, 00:38 »
One of these:



Can't say I ever used it though  :undecided: :laugh:

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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #6 on: 12 November 2011, 09:53 »
I once was given a 'wank glove'. It even came with a target?!
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #7 on: 12 November 2011, 10:06 »
Count yourselves lucky - I got a pair of boxers one year. And they were from a bloke  :shocked:


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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #8 on: 12 November 2011, 10:08 »
scratch cards, won £20  :smiley:

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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #9 on: 12 November 2011, 10:17 »
I bought one female worker a big black Mamba I said she acts like a man, punches like one, she wishes she was a man, now she can be a man  :rolleyes: