We own golfs but how many play the sport?

[richw911]

Please don't describe it as a 'sport'.

It's poncing about, wearing pimp's clothing in a big garden.

Just choked on my coffee 

[scarr89]

The way I look at it that if would to run a length of a footbal pitch I would have a heart attack, whilst playing golf I can have a fag and drink a pint, win win for me

Exactly! Sometimes I treat my self to a buggy...which often leads to me and my friends having more fun driving the buggies than the hobby/game/sport it self!  

Whereabouts in the south have you moved? I play in Hampshire, nearer Eastleigh way most weekends.

[J_V_Dub]

The way I look at it that if would to run a length of a footbal pitch I would have a heart attack, whilst playing golf I can have a fag and drink a pint, win win for me

Whereabouts in the south have you moved? I play in Hampshire, nearer Eastleigh way most weekends.

I'm in East Sussex, the nearest course to me is 10 min walk away 

[CCGTI]

golf is gay, father-in-law and bro-in-low play it, very boring

[mcgee9t2]

used to play every weekend, tried to get back into it recently, but its hard when the only club that fits you now is your driver 

when i can afford new clubs gonna try get back into it

[Jack3559]

My dogs like the golf course opposite.

The cats are probably quite familiar with the sand traps too.

[barrym381]

a thought only volvo drivers played golf 

[CCGTI]

a thought only volvo drivers played golf 

No mate we dont, plus have yo seen the size of the boot hatch on a S60, there tiny

[Ant1981]

No, Golf spoils a good walk.

[luke]

I only like going to the driving range and smacking the balls at the tractor that goes round collecting the balls..