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Offline Neo Badness

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Re: car park c*nts
« Reply #40 on: 18 September 2011, 20:20 »

I could of choked the b!tch but instead I took her reg down and informed the Range Rovers owner.


Well done for suppressing the murderous rage and doing the "right" thing.

 I don't mind if it's an accident, they happen. But I do hate is carelessness coupled with a wanton disregard for anyone else or their property. If I go to jail it will be for beating some one to death with their own shoes for something similar to the above.

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Re: car park c*nts
« Reply #41 on: 18 September 2011, 22:21 »
Indeed car parks are the worst for dents appearing, i always try avoid parking next to peoples cars who obviously have kids are they are the main culprits for door dents !

Don't tar everyone with the same brush. I have 3 kids and i'm very careful.
The worst culprits are company car drivers IMO, they just don't give a sh!t.

like you said, don't tar everyone with the same brush
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Re: car park c*nts
« Reply #42 on: 19 September 2011, 13:30 »
I love parking in the child bays. I prefer to park in the drop off points though, so much closer and even more door room.

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Re: car park c*nts
« Reply #43 on: 22 October 2011, 10:17 »
yet again, i went to town with the mrs yesterday, and got back to the mk2 only to find som careless w*nker has scuffed my rear quarter again. so now i need

a new door
work doing to the rear wing
rear panel needs work
dings need sorting in the other door

all because off idiots in car parks! Really p*sses me off. i was moaning all night yesterday and the mrs didnt seem bothered, so thought id share my misery with some people who might care  :grin:

just say to the mrs well thats coming out of your shopping funds then she will listen  :smug:

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Re: car park c*nts
« Reply #44 on: 31 October 2011, 01:05 »
I love parking in the child bays. I prefer to park in the drop off points though, so much closer and even more door room.
+1  :grin:

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Re: car park c*nts
« Reply #45 on: 31 October 2011, 06:49 »
love this thread as it's so true.

I work in morrisons, we have about 20 disabled bays and 20 kids bays. The other day an old couple parked in the child bay and some women chased them and started yelling at them. The old lady (who couldn't walk as her leg wa sin platers) got pissed off and completly owned the woman for speaking like that in front of her children etc.

I admit, i wait in disabled bays, child bays and bus spaces. I know it's wrong cos i'm only there for 2 mins but as other people have pointed out, there are some c$nts out there who have no problem damaging cars. I love my car and don't want to spend £200 getting a panel re done (which i've already done once) cos some tw%t has hit the car.

Also those people who park next to you when you park in the middle of nowhere are doing to protect their car but they always seem to park like complete tw%ts and ruin the whole point of safety in numbers.

Basically the car park is a small battlezone no matter where it is lol  :laugh:

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Re: car park c*nts
« Reply #46 on: 31 October 2011, 19:32 »
The store I work in has 4 disabled bays that are about 20 yard away from the main entrance, 2 bays each side of the door. The other day it was pi$$ing down and there was a woman in a Jag that parked in a way that took up 2 disabled spaces and she was going to a store next door. About 2 mins later a disabled car turns up and a man walks up to me and tells me about the situation, I apologised to him and offered my help with any of their shopping etc if they park in the normal bay. I was really embarrased about the situation so decided to use the store's secret weapon. The disabled bays have automatic bollards that come up if we arm the anti-raid alarm on the store so of I went to arm the alarm and wauted for the woman to come in to the store and being annoyed, she did and I told her that I will unlock the bollards if she apologises to the disabled people that she took the space from, she threatened me with police and all that so I told her "be my guest" it's private land and I can do as I please, she rang the police and they told her to pi$$ off...never saw anyone more embarrased then her when she went to apologise to the disabled people...

Awesome.

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+1. Good on ya chap  :smiley:

Awesome  :grin: :afro:

Absolute winner :afro:

best post i've read on the net in a long time, if i wasn't about to be made redundant on friday i'd send you a beer in the post   :smiley:

so that means by estimation the only good people in the whole of the uk frequent golfgtiforum.co.uk  :cool:

people parking in disabled bays makes me soo angry. Me and my brother had words with someone about this when we were in our late teens.  :rolleyes: asked him why he parked there not even rudely. "fudge the cripples and 'tards. they derserve it." was chaps response. We said, well nothing actually. But i think our point was made  :smug: :embarassed:

I'm a parent, and i've never opened the door into anyones car, if its that tight i'll look for another one.

Always park next to something modified as it might be a heap of crap corsa, but the owner probably likes it/ or its a corsa its so pov spec you HAVE to modify it to make it worth driving.

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Re: car park c*nts
« Reply #47 on: 01 November 2011, 03:13 »


best post i've read on the net in a long time, if i wasn't about to be made redundant on friday i'd send you a beer in the post   :smiley:

so that means by estimation the only good people in the whole of the uk frequent golfgtiforum.co.uk  :cool:

people parking in disabled bays makes me soo angry. Me and my brother had words with someone about this when we were in our late teens.  :rolleyes: asked him why he parked there not even rudely. "fudge the cripples and 'tards. they derserve it." was chaps response. We said, well nothing actually. But i think our point was made  :smug: :embarassed:

I'm a parent, and i've never opened the door into anyones car, if its that tight i'll look for another one.

Always park next to something modified as it might be a heap of crap corsa, but the owner probably likes it/ or its a corsa its so pov spec you HAVE to modify it to make it worth driving.
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love this





parked next to this in swansea. pretty sure he loved it. - on the flip side, made my mk2 look god like . . .   :cool:
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Re: car park c*nts
« Reply #48 on: 01 November 2011, 06:35 »
Start taking photos of car park c*nts like I do and we can start a new section.....

I think it's got a lot more to do with where you park the who you park next to, case in point is that my wife has produced mono fewer than 3 car park dents this year and have produced none in my whole life.

I always park as far away from other cars as possible and if I have to park by other cars I try to get on the end of a row so that only one side is open to damage.

I've got a few pics on my iPhone of car park c*unts I'll post up later, best one was when my wife parked at a supermarket in my mk6 and came back to a dinged door, I went up and took pics etc and when the other driver came back ( who's door edge matched the ding 100% ) she denied it claiming she'd never done that in her life but the edge of her door protector was wrecked clearly due to door opening mishaps, c*nts they are all right  :angry:

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Re: car park c*nts
« Reply #49 on: 01 November 2011, 13:04 »
I recently came back and found damage on my door that matched the next car.
In these situations i usually act in a very childish way  :lipsrsealed:
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