Haven't been on here for a while and this thread has me laughing.
The last time I left a note on a VW Golf was in 2008 when I wrote a well composed letter, with my banking details & detailing company website details attached warning a MK5 R32 owner that his distasteful (car was filthy and mags had not been cleaned in years), Metallic Black (boring colour) petrol drinking car still had its transporter blocks shoved between the springs on all 4 wheels.
I kindly asked for remuneration as I had done him a favour by saving him and his family from a terrible accident and shortly thereafter sent him a mail asking if he wanted his R32 detailed.
His response was not entirely positive.

*EDIT: I even dug up the pictures I took for this occasion:


Cant believe I still have these on my Photobucket Account.
