I've made a decision. This is serious.
I'll buy myself a banger next, buy some cheap land on the beach on a Greek Island, as the property market has collapsed there, build a house and raise some chickens and goats and cultivate the rear of the property to grow herbs and spices. Those of you who have been nice to me on the forum can come and stay and enjoy my hospitality. My apartment in Athens, with a veiw of the Acropolis, is now also available for a holiday let. It's as hot as hell there at the present.
I might as well sink my money into already badly depreciated property and not into a depreciating asset like a car. Makes good financial sense, me thinks.