getting on the gf's nerves

[F17BAD]

Any girl I've ever been with hates it when I purposely fart on her leg in bed.
Bloody women 
 

 

[barrym381]

when i start to tell her about something and ramble on usually taking about ten mins to tell her a story that could be told in about 30 seconds.

shuts her up for ten mins though

I'm one of those people, and when she sees a story starting to drag on she's cut in and say "just get to the end". 

mine screams 

I thought I was the only one that made a 30 second story last 10 minutes.  Chelsea will usually stop me before I start haha!

I also swing Sgt. Johnson in her face after getting out the shower, it's one of my favourite things to do.

Now that's an image I could have done without

you saw it already  

[simonpolly]

http://youtu.be/zDoUO3Ej_oI

[russ-vdub]

Lot of laughs in this one!

Im single atm but which is beaut but with my ex i regularly but intentionally would invite her over and end up sitting in front of the computer saying repeatedly, "Two more minutes love.." .. We never argued but she was always disappointed in me .. Care? She aint my gf now

[Ant1981]

when i start to tell her about something and ramble on usually taking about ten mins to tell her a story that could be told in about 30 seconds.

shuts her up for ten mins though

I'm one of those people, and when she sees a story starting to drag on she's cut in and say "just get to the end". 

mine screams 

I thought I was the only one that made a 30 second story last 10 minutes.  Chelsea will usually stop me before I start haha!

I also swing Sgt. Johnson in her face after getting out the shower, it's one of my favourite things to do.

I like to swing Sqn Ldr Johnson around, making a slapping sound on my belly, really winds her up.

[Shady Pioneer]

 

I do that too, just sometimes I get carried away and have testicular pain from a powerful thrust.

[Mr_F]

Have just spent the summer away on many many trips away, just spent a week in Skye with many more trips imminent.  at the end of the 11.5 hour journey back from Skye she starts asking about marriage etc etc.....think I was a tad tired and answered wrong as she's been an absolute nightmare since.  She'll be getting a thorough examination with a big thermometer later!!!! 

[barrym381]

try doing this to your gf lol bet this guy didnt get his sack emptied for a while
http://www.killsometime.com/videos/6148/Dickhead-Revenge

[Liftedd]

try doing this to your gf lol bet this guy didnt get his sack emptied for a while
http://www.killsometime.com/videos/6148/Dickhead-Revenge

Thats the best video ive ever seen! aha 

[Ant1981]

She's happy now, went out for a kebab last night, the pub quiz and a damn good banging.

That's her lot til next week now