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Offline gibby

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Re: getting on the gf's nerves
« Reply #40 on: 25 August 2011, 18:11 »
She's in another strop with me, because I was too tired last night for sex.

WTF is wrong with you?? :shocked:

I was tired, absolutely shattered.

...beacuse the tool is too busy bashing his bishop over internet pics to do it with a real girl. :laugh:

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Re: getting on the gf's nerves
« Reply #41 on: 25 August 2011, 18:27 »
She's in another strop with me, because I was too tired last night for sex.

WTF is wrong with you?? :shocked:

I was tired, absolutely shattered.

...beacuse the tool is too busy bashing his bishop over internet pics to do it with a real girl. :laugh:



And there's another thread to bash over now, the one with the juicy bums  :tongue:  :drool:
80% of your posts are total tripe, as they are mostly replies to sh1te posts created by the morons that, unfortunately this forum attracts.

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Re: getting on the gf's nerves
« Reply #42 on: 25 August 2011, 18:56 »
when i start to tell her about something and ramble on usually taking about ten mins to tell her a story that could be told in about 30 seconds.

shuts her up for ten mins though :D


I'm one of those people, and when she sees a story starting to drag on she's cut in and say "just get to the end".  :laugh:

mine screams  :grin: :laugh:

I thought I was the only one that made a 30 second story last 10 minutes.  :laugh: Chelsea will usually stop me before I start haha!

I also swing Sgt. Johnson in her face after getting out the shower, it's one of my favourite things to do. :grin:

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Re: getting on the gf's nerves
« Reply #43 on: 25 August 2011, 20:49 »
when i start to tell her about something and ramble on usually taking about ten mins to tell her a story that could be told in about 30 seconds.

shuts her up for ten mins though :D


I'm one of those people, and when she sees a story starting to drag on she's cut in and say "just get to the end".  :laugh:

mine screams  :grin: :laugh:

I thought I was the only one that made a 30 second story last 10 minutes.  :laugh: Chelsea will usually stop me before I start haha!

I also swing Sgt. Johnson in her face after getting out the shower, it's one of my favourite things to do. :grin:

wicked stuff mate  :grin: :grin:

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Re: getting on the gf's nerves
« Reply #44 on: 25 August 2011, 20:56 »
when i start to tell her about something and ramble on usually taking about ten mins to tell her a story that could be told in about 30 seconds.

shuts her up for ten mins though :D


I'm one of those people, and when she sees a story starting to drag on she's cut in and say "just get to the end".  :laugh:

mine screams  :grin: :laugh:

I thought I was the only one that made a 30 second story last 10 minutes.  :laugh: Chelsea will usually stop me before I start haha!

I also swing Sgt. Johnson in her face after getting out the shower, it's one of my favourite things to do. :grin:

Now that's an image I could have done without :sick:

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Re: getting on the gf's nerves
« Reply #45 on: 25 August 2011, 21:35 »
Using my iPad to read this sh1t all the time.

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Re: getting on the gf's nerves
« Reply #46 on: 26 August 2011, 09:23 »
Using my iPad to read this sh1t all the time.
:grin: :grin: :grin:
the other thing i do is when she's finished using the laptop she asks me if i wanna go in,i then reach for my balls,start rubbing them and say yes please,all i get is her telling me not to be silly with a facial expression that says it all  :evil:

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Re: getting on the gf's nerves
« Reply #47 on: 29 August 2011, 12:27 »
Well she's in another one of her strops now  :rolleyes:
80% of your posts are total tripe, as they are mostly replies to sh1te posts created by the morons that, unfortunately this forum attracts.

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Re: getting on the gf's nerves
« Reply #48 on: 29 August 2011, 13:05 »
She's in another strop with me, because I was too tired last night for sex.

WTF is wrong with you?? :shocked:

I was tired, absolutely shattered.

...beacuse the tool is too busy bashing his bishop over internet pics to do it with a real girl. :laugh:



this guy is so much of a lad with his 'and what?' attitude hahahaha utter legend


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Re: getting on the gf's nerves
« Reply #49 on: 29 August 2011, 13:05 »
with previous post messed up quote, so my line about him being a lad is meant to be at the bottom ahah