getting on the gf's nerves

[_Adam_]

Dutch oven.

lmao


for me it's when i send her home so i can go on the xbox 

[mcgee9t2]

when i start to tell her about something and ramble on usually taking about ten mins to tell her a story that could be told in about 30 seconds.

shuts her up for ten mins though

I'm one of those people, and when she sees a story starting to drag on she's cut in and say "just get to the end". 

mine screams 

[LowlifeDubber]

when she's on the phone with her mom and i just got out the shower,i swing my man stick wildly just inche's from her face,that really gets on her tits 

I do that,even if ive not just got out the shower.
Also i pretend to be loving in a public place,go for a cuddle and promptly unclasp her bra and walk off lots of fun watching her try to do it up in the middle of town.

When she's driving i ALWAYS seem to go for my brake coming up to a junction or pulling up somewhere,that tends to do her nut in too.

When she parks and turns the engine off i look at her and say "so your leaving it like this then?"Then get out while she reparks 20 times.I think i can actually see smoke coming out of her ears with that one.

[Seanl]

When she's driving i ALWAYS seem to go for my brake coming up to a junction or pulling up somewhere,that tends to do her nut in too.

When she parks and turns the engine off i look at her and say "so your leaving it like this then?"Then get out while she reparks 20 times.I think i can actually see smoke coming out of her ears with that one.
[/quote]

Passanger braking ftw! The amount of arguments we've had with her incompetent driving is beyond belief! I would honestly say, its 9 times out of 10!

[Ant1981]

She's in another strop with me, because I was too tired last night for sex.

[dom]

She's in another strop with me, because I was too tired last night for sex.

WTF is wrong with you??

[Ant1981]

She's in another strop with me, because I was too tired last night for sex.

WTF is wrong with you??

I was tired, absolutely shattered.

[Jay]

Could have let her do all the work 

[dom]

Could have let her do all the work 

As long as you don't fall asleep

[mcgee9t2]

Could have let her do all the work 

As long as you don't fall asleep

thats a good way to get on a girls nerves. at a party once (about 20 miles from home so couldnt walk and had a few too many to drive ) it was about 5 am and we were all gonna go ind somewere to crash. anyway me being smart bagsied her mams bed.

then a lass i know and had been getting close too before the party followed me in. reesult.

started nailing her. finished. laid there talking for twn mins. then she put my cock in her mouth. and i have to admit. for the 5 mins i was awake it was one of the best blow jobs ive had.

i then woke up naked. made a bacon sarny and went home.

She however wasnt very happy