How thick is your missus??

[the_stink]

Not a girlfriend but one of the girls in work comes out with some epic comments

'Isnt dolphin the same as Tuna?'

'I thought people in iraq didnt have cars' 

the list goes on!

[Khare]

Worst I've heard I think is when this girl at work asked me of pubic crabs grow into sea crabs. It was an epic facepalm moment while trying to avoid making her look/sound stupid.

[Tazzy]

my other half is just as thick as a wooden plank, full stop. 

[Steve_PD]

Does the clock say 24 oclock when its midnight?!!

is anticlockwise the way the clock don't tick

[Wazzzer]

"Can't you warm the car up somewhere else instead of in front of the house?"

She has various degrees and is very intelligent but has no common sense bless her

[kittie]

This kind of thing is why I'm glad to work in a male dominated field, so I don't have to be dragged down by association   

[Gavv8]

I'm pretty sure women could come out with a whole list of stupid things men come out with too

[dom]

When a local petrol station closed down a mates sister asked;

'What are they going to do with all the oil now?'

When we asked her WTF she was going on about she replied;

'What's going to happen to the oil field now the petrol station has gone?'

She genuinely thought that every petrol station was built on top of an oil field

[dellenty69]

ok im typing this as shes stood next to me calling me a asshole and laughing but i had too!

just talking about my wheels and the colour im re-doing them tomorrow, she goes "yeah thats a nice colour, is that going to be enough for 3 wheels..............


enough said.....

[Mitching]

An ex once said on the topic of phoenixes - "They're extinct you know!"
She was a very smart girl, but came out with some right gems!