« previous next »
Pages: [1] 2 3

Author Topic: How thick is your missus??  (Read 2838 times)

Offline Seanl

  • I live here
  • *****
  • Posts: 2,561
How thick is your missus??
« on: 19 August 2011, 22:19 »
Following on from the stupid things you have done (car relateled) - loosely, give some examples of how thick the opposite sex is. Your missus specifically. Now I knew my missus was pretty stupid before I married her, as she should be out of my league, but got with me anyway!

However I'll start with one she just came out with -

Watching 8 out of 10 cats, they were asking who were the 3 most hated people in Britain.

She immediately piped up with "the prime minister, you know John Major, oh no, wassis name, Tony Blair". I just shook my head and looked away in disgust!

What has your your other/better half said recently/that you can remember, that has made you laugh ormade you sick at her idiocy??
« Last Edit: 20 August 2011, 08:32 by Seanl »
Logged
Classic Green Corrado VR6 Storm | Jetex Cat back | BMC CDA | VT mounts | Bilstein B12 | 288mm front brakes | Mk4 rear brakes | Goodridge braided hoses | BBS RX228s | Shortshifter | Lupo wipers | Uprated headlight loom | All red rears | Refreshed leather | Fresh paint |

Offline Jay

  • Forum addict
  • *
  • Posts: 4,416
  • balding fat cvnt
Re: How thick is your missus??
« Reply #1 on: 19 August 2011, 22:28 »
Too many to mention :grin:

Logged
Passat B5.5 2.3 V5 170, with all the extras.

Want some online storage? Click here to sign up for a Dropbox account.

Quote from: PenguinGTI on 11 May 2012, 17:49
But for the purest engine experience, displacement has no replacement. All other methods are simply attempts to artificially recreate the benefits of displacement.

Offline daz veedub

  • Forum addict
  • *
  • Posts: 5,534
  • Operation 1.8t bolf
Re: How thick is your missus??
« Reply #2 on: 19 August 2011, 22:37 »
Quote from: Jay on 19 August 2011, 22:28
Too many to mention :grin:



amen to that  :grin:
Logged

Offline matg340

  • GTI forum regular
  • ***
  • Posts: 176
Re: How thick is your missus??
« Reply #3 on: 19 August 2011, 23:18 »
My brother,s wife once got in his car with the newly purchased cordless house phone in her hand .

Seemed quite dissapointed when it was pointed out it didnt have an 80 mile range :)

As for my misses , the list is huge
Logged
preserve wildlife.......PICKLE A SQUIRREL !!!!!!!!!!!!

Offline Toby

  • I live here
  • *****
  • Posts: 3,901
  • Car - less
Re: How thick is your missus??
« Reply #4 on: 19 August 2011, 23:24 »
i could go all night! but the best one  :laugh:

took my mrs to football for the 1st time, half time wissle goes, ( every one rushes down to get a half time pint) she say's

do we get up and go over there now

i face palmed my self and laughed so hard it was amazing!
Logged

A real 304bhp 286lbft in a mk4 golf!

Currently down under

Gavv8

  • Guest
Re: How thick is your missus??
« Reply #5 on: 20 August 2011, 07:31 »
The oil light on the dash is to tell you to put oil in the engine.........

One of many scary and priceless quotes from my missus... bless, do love her though :smiley:
Logged

Offline Gulfstream11

  • I live here
  • *****
  • Posts: 605
Re: How thick is your missus??
« Reply #6 on: 20 August 2011, 07:53 »
Plenty here too..But for me my fav is this one..She's an Estate Agent and mailed the details of a property to a client in Canada.When I asked her why did'nt she just email them over,her reply was they don't have a .co.uk address....But it does'nt end there.The entire office,(all girls) agreed with her. :tongue:
Logged

Previous rides..MKIV 1.8T   MKIV PD150  MK5 GTI MK5 edition30 now MK7 GTI PP

Offline Lewy

  • I live here
  • *****
  • Posts: 2,633
Re: How thick is your missus??
« Reply #7 on: 20 August 2011, 08:29 »
She married me, now that's stupid!!
Logged

Offline mwep201081

  • Here all the time
  • ****
  • Posts: 356
Re: How thick is your missus??
« Reply #8 on: 20 August 2011, 08:34 »
got a lift with her (mk3 golf GL) to my mum and dads. About 4 miles from home the oil warning buzzer starts going like the clappers.....

Told her to stop as soon as she could, but she tells me it's OK cause it's been doing it for the past week....

The car was scrapped in about 4 days time
Logged

Offline Seanl

  • I live here
  • *****
  • Posts: 2,561
Re: How thick is your missus??
« Reply #9 on: 20 August 2011, 08:35 »
Quote from: Gulfstream11 on 20 August 2011, 07:53
Plenty here too..But for me my fav is this one..She's an Estate Agent and mailed the details of a property to a client in Canada.When I asked her why did'nt she just email them over,her reply was they don't have a .co.uk address....But it does'nt end there.The entire office,(all girls) agreed with her. :tongue:

Very good!  :laugh:
Logged
Classic Green Corrado VR6 Storm | Jetex Cat back | BMC CDA | VT mounts | Bilstein B12 | 288mm front brakes | Mk4 rear brakes | Goodridge braided hoses | BBS RX228s | Shortshifter | Lupo wipers | Uprated headlight loom | All red rears | Refreshed leather | Fresh paint |
Pages: [1] 2 3
« previous next »