This made me chuckle alot...
Got back to my parents house yesterday, have 2 weeks off work. Mum was mowing the lawn this morning when she comes in and says 'Simon, do you want some bad news?' I replied go on then. 'Some ones nicked your stickers of your car!, as in the golf and the GTI badges!'
What mum doesn't know is that I removed them earlier in the week

I was in stitches!!