Stupid stuff you've done on a night out with the lads

[luke]

turned down a free blowjob  she was ugly as feck though and the size of an horse!

[mcgee9t2]

turned down a free blowjob  she was ugly as feck though and the size of an horse!

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Just means she will my hungrier for dick.

[pid]

had a stop on the ship in falmouth, nice quiet little town, me and my friend went down to the beach to stalk birds and drink beer at 2ish with intentions of heading back and going out later, forward to 7 at night and were still out with everyone else really drunk by now but drinking desperadoes with a double black sambuca chaser. skipped scran as it bad practice to have solids in a hydraulic system

left the club at bout half 3 ish, when we got back in the dockyard there was 4 of us walking to the ship and seen this pick up parked up with the windows down and the keys in the ignition!!! drunk mates + pick up with keys = fun of course. so we all jumped in and my mate was driving as i couldnt drive and two lads in the tray next to the oxygen and acetylene bottles !!!! went round a corner and smashed into a old boat that was been used a skip f**ked the truck steam everywhere. 

jumped out and ran to the ship as if nothing had happened and got into bed bout half 4. woken up by gangway staff at 5 with the words the police are here and want to talk to you! thought he was taking the piss so stayed in bed but to be woken up 2 mins later by the onboard old bill (regulators) me and my mates up on the gangway at 5 the 2 that were in the back get let off and me and my mate got arrested for aggravated vehicle taking! got breathalyzed at the cop shop i was expecting to blow well over the limit but i blew 23 and 25 the copper was amazed as i had to stop the car twice on the way there to throw up and could hardly speak.

that was a fun night lads were well impressed when we got back to the ship

me and my mate got a police caution at court and the ship didnt do anything.

[Mr_F]

Swim 1/2 mile out to a rock off the coast of Pembrokeshire after about ten of us had consumed far too much whisky, amazing no deaths that night.

Made up an excuse that I had to go to work on a Saturday after waking up with a 400 pinter, getting dressed into shirt and tie, walking her down the road, parting company, go straight to the bacon buttie shop AND back to bed!

Mates younger sister when she was visiting him at uni, in his bed, whilst he went to get vodka 3 doors down the road.  That was quick!  Though wasn't drunk, does it still count?!?

Run down a runway naked.

Slept on top of King Hussain's Surf Club in Morocco.  They weren't as cool as every other surf club we've been too.  That involved Alsatians and an angry man in the morning.  Oh and drinking in a public square in another Arabic country on a bank holiday when alcohol is VERY much prohibited.

Coxed Naked 8 late one night.  Nakedness and rowing seem to go together.

I can think of more .....but they're my favourite!

[bigstring]

Stole a 15ft tree in a huge pot, took 7 of us to carry it, left it outside the police station far to heavy!

Broke in to the Sports sheds behind the county ground in swindon, playing javlin, pole volting etc all out of our face on shrooms, no one died!

Put a mini on the roof of the place I used to work with the Fork lift, the manager was so happy to see it up there! I got sacked.

Nailed some bird sleeping on the bottom bunk bed pissed up, when back to my room, came back and hoped in the top bunk with the other......

Got arrested for indect exposure at a carnival, got arrest at the same carnival a year later for dancing on the floats... and the year after that for Drunk and disordaly.....

Got stuck in the mud at weston super mare and had to be rescued...

Got stiched up by a mate so drove it around swindon in the early hours through every sppeed camera.......27 points! win.

Could go on forever
Just the normal.....

[jamie_pyrite]

Stole a 15ft tree in a huge pot, took 7 of us to carry it, left it outside the police station far to heavy!

Broke in to the Sports sheds behind the county ground in swindon, playing javlin, pole volting etc all out of our face on shrooms, no one died!

Put a mini on the roof of the place I used to work with the Fork lift, the manager was so happy to see it up there! I got sacked.

Nailed some bird sleeping on the bottom bunk bed pissed up, when back to my room, came back and hoped in the top bunk with the other......

Got arrested for indect exposure at a carnival, got arrest at the same carnival a year later for dancing on the floats... and the year after that for Drunk and disordaly.....

Got stuck in the mud at weston super mare and had to be rescued...

Got stiched up by a mate so drove it around swindon in the early hours through every sppeed camera.......27 points! win.

Could go on forever
Just the normal.....

WINNER! 

[Wazzzer]

I had a drinking competition with my mate as vodka was half price. I subsequently lost and was found by my sister and missus outside on the pavement in a lake of my own sick.

The father in law turned up to pick us all up as arranged and had to line his car with tarpaulin and drag me in the back. My sister stayed in my room with me to make sure I didn't swallow my own tongue

[Andy P]

My god I could go on for hours. Most stupid was last year in magaluf. We had a powder fire extinguisher fight in the apartment block (powder fire extinguisher) we opened loads of random people's apartments and covered them. It filled the landing for 3 floors below ours. That stuff is toxic!!!!

We got back at 8am, stripped mates bed, mattress, bedding, etc and threw it in the pool. It was only the first night.

The next night I was waxed in a salon whilst wearing a wig and mankini.

I'm never having another stag do 

[mwep201081]

got a blowy off my mates sister after a night out with my mate 

best one tho...

went out in london with two mates, they got kicked out, but i stayed in absolutely trollied.
ended up in a taxi full of irish people, went back to their house (all liived together uni students)
shagged some girl, woke up to my phone ringing, i was naked she was naked and still passed out.
got out of bed headplanted the floor and got my phone out my pocket.... it was my mates wanting to go home (wiltshire)
i managed to get dressed and left the house, found a street sign, rang my mates they googled it and i was 5 miles from my mates house 
they then directed me over the phone.

It was a VERY long walk

and what if i didn't have battery 

Sorry mate, but if that's the best you can come up with, then you've led a very boring life. Waking up at someone elses house a few miles away aint' much 

Do enlighten us to your misadventures......

[Guy]

many years ago... got absolutely paralytic in a club in spain.. passed out in the bogs in my own vomit

mate woke me up... said 'we're going home', saw another mate on the way out with a bird, walked up to him and I blew the definite shag he was up for when she asked 'is he with you?' pointing at me and then walking off in disgust.. he wasn't happy 

threw up in the gutter, a lot

threw up over a taxi while my mates were insisting that I was sober enough for a taxi home, got refused a lift home

woke up on a large rock down by the beach when the sun came up over the mountains... took a sh!t behind a rock...  felt a bit rough so wondered into town for some munch.. nowhere was open so a bench looked preferable to a hot rock on the beach and camped down on that

slept on that like a baby until about 10am when a policeman woke me up and loads of people were milling about, i didn't smell very nice

had a wash using the public drinking fountain in the town centre

went for a beer 

nothing spectacular and pretty standard for a night out