Bargin Performance.

[Bellend]

So Mr Mexican drops into work wants a erm well not a service but the oil (but not filter) and air filter changed.

So I stuggle pulling off the airfilter lid and found out why this car is such a damn rocket.

 

Tbf, I thought it sounded like a turbo, so it had me fooled for 2 minutes, til I realised it was a proper turbo anyway. 




Customer had just bought said car. Real bargin. Oh really?

Wife broke your dipstick? No problems, screw it.



No need to worry about panel gaps! The chassis is so bent you needeent worry!



Obligitory "OEM" foglights.


And the worst part:


Would you like some icing on your fairly high priced (but its mint) cake?

How about a blatently faked service book? 

[Jack3559]

Jesus...

There are no words.

[Bellend]

Service book, same pen, stamp not at all faded over the time.

 

[Benrevs]

Looks like an average trade car to me.

[Jimp]

Those are some lovely round mileage numbers 
Am I missing something in the 'bent chassis' photo? I can't make out the bent part  :embarassed:

[ashw831]

Those are some lovely round mileage numbers 
Am I missing something in the 'bent chassis' photo? I can't make out the bent part  :embarassed:

Look between the two bolts directly next to the hose for the coolant bottle there is a crease.. i think that is the part 

[Bellend]

Those are some lovely round mileage numbers 
Am I missing something in the 'bent chassis' photo? I can't make out the bent part  :embarassed:

Everything should be straight, everything pointing down. 

@Benrevs, owner bought a "mint car, well looked after for age, carefully driven, not a write off and not stolen".

The owner is quite dim tho. 

[Jimp]

Ouch 

[The Doc]

Looks like an average trade car to me.

If I had any space left I'd quote that in my sig 

[shepgti]

are you sure these arnt mods youve carried out for a customer? maybe some de-icer on the belts to stop any squeaking...?