So, what we've got here is someone who has just bought (has had bought for him?) a brand new Diesel engined car. Something with no miles on it. Something that has 3 years or warranty on it.
This someone now wants to buy a modification that will invalidate his warranty by quite possibly completely knackering his turbo and an engine that wasn't designed to have the boost vented directly into the atmosphere and is full of sensors that will wonder what the hell is going on.
This someone who doesn't realise his neigbours might not be Need For Speed fans and will want to kill him the first time he drives a Stuka Dive Bomber up the road late at night, and possibly
will kill him the third time he drives the car up the road late at night.
Someone who doesn't mind their car going 'rattle rattle wheeeeeeee, rattle rattle wheeeeeeee'.
Someone who quite enjoys getting pulled over by the police regularly?
F**k me, I'm getting old.
Okay, go for it I say. Just don't move in next door to me, and I do hope it doesn't cost too much as you'll probably want to rip it out and kick it into orbit after 10 minutes of hearing it.
And thanks for livening up a dull Monday
