Alan, you're the biggest perv ever.
good job he's put in for his booty call tonight by the looks of things

lol Ill have you know shes coming to London because shes got a fella down here now and thats not me.
So tell us more about that bird you were on the phone to at Volksfest who you referred to at one point as 'the missus'
LOL ! I tried to stagger and hang back on purpose.
Dont get me started, what a f**king can of worms that is.