Yesterday, I did an mpg comparison with a work colleague's Audi S3 Auto/DSG (whatever) Sportback and my manual GTI driving from work (Kings X) to West London, an 8 mile journey in some of the worst traffic conditions. Both our cars had full tanks of petrol (you know the clean stuff!). At the end of this momentous journey my average mpg was 26.1 and his 16.3!
I am so glad I did not buy an R as I would be loth to have a full fledged relationship with the guys in the Total petrol station.

So, ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, lads and lasses, maybe these mpg figures will temper your lust for an R.
