Dent! How the hell did it happen on this part? Now fixed.

[gizzywizzy]

The house next but one to me has scaffolding as they are doing a loft conversion.
I parked my car some distance away but in line of sight to this building, unfortunately. Due to the high winds we had, I think something must have flown off the roof and hit the car. It had to be mine!!!

Steve: You know me well. I'll get it fixed somehow!! Sleepless nights? How's it going, daddy? 

Alex: The Dentman got in touch with me excatly one minute (!) after I contacted him and sent my pictures via MMS.  Bloody scaffolders. 

Amanda: Cheeky girl! As bad as kerbing Monza Shadows IMO.  
Pete: I hope it can be fixed. Otherwise, it's an expensive bodyshop job.

[Steve30]

Asker i'm knackered , nappy changing 3am baby feed every hour  lovin every minute of it 

[AGB]

Alex: The Dentman got in touch with me excatly one minute (!) after I contacted him and sent my pictures via MMS.  Bloody scaffolders. 

Hmm, must have taken a course in how to run a business since I tried to use him.

[am1w]

Alex:
 Can it be that he likes me more than you?

Or,

He prefers working on a iconic red GTI?

[AGB]

Alex:
 Can it be that he likes me more than you?

Or,

He prefers working on a iconic red GTI?

I don't need to be liked, I just want someone working for me to actually know the difference between their ar$e and elbow. It's the small things you know.

Get that respray, it'll make the cargo net seem dull in comparison. 

[Exonian]

Sodding typical. The more you try and look after something, the more the world conspires against you. Makes ya mad. 

Now it's not just Wolfgang's pride that's dented after you called him a Ladyboy.
Fingers crossed Mr. Dentman can work some magic.

[dubber36]

I think it could have happened when the Dustmen/Recycle men opened the door of their vehicles.

The Jewson driver was delivering to my Dads house. He'd parked  at right angles to the back of his car, so that when he opened his door, it swung above the car roof. When the fat cuunt got back in, the cab dropped and he scrapped his door accross my Dad roof. If Dad hadn't seen it happen, he would have been none the wiser. Needless to say, Jewsons had the bill and to be fair, paid up.

[R32UK]

put an identical dent on the other side. job done!

[CHB100]

I think it could have happened when the Dustmen/Recycle men opened the door of their vehicles.

The Jewson driver was delivering to my Dads house. He'd parked  at right angles to the back of his car, so that when he opened his door, it swung above the car roof. When the fat cuunt got back in, the cab dropped and he scrapped his door accross my Dad roof. If Dad hadn't seen it happen, he would have been none the wiser. Needless to say, Jewsons had the bill and to be fair, paid up.

I love that! As they they say a few words can paint a 1000 pictures and you just have " When the fat cuunt got back in, the cab dropped and he scrapped his door accross my Dad roof." Absolutely priceless!

[MAW73]

I think it could have happened when the Dustmen/Recycle men opened the door of their vehicles.

The Jewson driver was delivering to my Dads house. He'd parked  at right angles to the back of his car, so that when he opened his door, it swung above the car roof. When the fat cuunt got back in, the cab dropped and he scrapped his door accross my Dad roof. If Dad hadn't seen it happen, he would have been none the wiser. Needless to say, Jewsons had the bill and to be fair, paid up.

I love that! As they they say a few words can paint a 1000 pictures and you just have " When the fat cuunt got back in, the cab dropped and he scrapped his door accross my Dad roof." Absolutely priceless!

LOL like that one