Did you not hear that happen?? 
I did, yeah...that's what made it more sickening...
I was pulling out of a tight driveway, mindful of the kerb on the right clipping my right rear wheel, when I swung the front left into the kerb opposite.
I was going less than walking pace...and I just felt a clunk, and the car stopped.
Eyes widen, stomach sinks, select reverse, get out of car...start shouting and swearing.
The first in well over 15 years. Damn.
No speed though...so no damage to the alloy...just a quick re-coat and it'll be back in 'stock'.