Get some "tasteful nude" shots

in amatuer photgrapher and the world is your oyster.
YEAH BABY!.
1. Do a charity calender (good portfolio & commercial nouse)
2. Get matey with a printer and make a book - sell on ebay, promote on local radio etc..get KNOWN.
3. Gets some shots of Talisa and flog to the Daily Star.
4. Do FREE promo shots for local up and coming bands - own the copyright, KERCHING!
5. Get a "Press pass" and do shoots at local professional sporting events. Sell back or vai agency/press.
6. LOTS of schools/colleges now have end of year PROMS. Get in there and do portraits.
7. Ask car show organisers to be an "official photographer", OR go, take pics, make book, sell to those who went/forum members.
8. Look on Amazon for the top selling "books with photos" COPY the format/tweak.