Haha! Well that's one way of putting it to the missus!
If they are the same part numbers for the 3 and 5 door, I'm sure I could take them off my mum's car (she won't mind, she told my local tyre fitters she had 16" wheels

) and I could screw them onto mine?
So on that basis, say £900 for LED Bi-Xenon's is about £17 a week

haha
Also picked up my Yeti tips today, look easy pesy to fit, will post pictures on Friday
