No worries fella, when I got my Galaxy the remote c/l didn't work, followed the guide and had it working in 2 shakes of a lamb tail
There are loads of other guides on that site too btw It's like the GGTI for Shalaxies
Having had the mis-fortune to drive my brother's 07 Sharan and a couple of other POS Sharalaxambras I can thoroughly (sorry Jay) slate these bloody things.
Each to their own and all that

sod the bench seats, proper seats all round with arm rests FTW and the El Capitano's chair for moi , it's all just extra head room with the height of the car
and the missus would let me get a T anyway, said they look too much like vans