I think it looks sh!t
You lack vision.
You probably need a lift in mine some time.

why? 89 bhp, 5 door, poverty spec Golf's your thing? 
It already has a slight improvement - 8V G3 motor in it. Meh though.
Look how much unmolested ones are being hawked about for on the continent:
http://bit.ly/fg6RFeIf I were looking now I'd be more interested in
thisYes, all 650 UK market Syncros were five door. LHD ones were available in 3-door.