Ballbags? You went gay Kev?
Real men speak in Bawbags language 
Happy New Year mate when it comes.
Just for the south of the border people, I feared if I said Baw instead of Ball they may not know what the hell I was on about.

And a Happy new year to you too mate.
Don't know what happened tonight, but i drank and drank and just couldnt get drunk. Weird.