Bloody drunk i will be!
I can see you ending up like a certain somebody last year. . . .
Drew? 4 hour wonder binge and out like a light in the passenger seat of your own car

'you got loads of room alan' 'left abit, you good forward left, your good, owwww that was my foot'
and it was at such a slow pace it took an age for the wheel to roll off of my foot so more like crushed!
I think you handled it quite well. More drink, more laughs, finish it off with some sick. 
that was quite a mix, pear cider, followed by some vodka, then mixed with a bit of malibu which was rahter tasty, then more vodka at the big bar tent, then whiskey and rum wait for it . . .. .

drinking hat will be out again in force this year

but gammon cant make it so will just be me