1st things 1st, you haven't got 218bhp, however the car probably has a printout from jabbasport..

secondly if you want to charge your car its gonna cost you around 4 grand seen as you won't be doing the job yourself!!
Lastly, the reason everyone is poking fun at you is because of your willingness to hold onto that bhp figure of 218bhp!!
with the mods done to your car its a simple fact it would not make that figure unless you believe the old " 10bhp for filter, 15bp
for exhaust, 10 bhp for decat etc etc"
My advice to you is to just disregard the 218bhp figure and absorb the tips these guys give you without thinking its a personal attack!!
No ones out to have a dig at you we are all just realists!! Hope you achieve what you are looking for with your car though!!
