LOOK! I just bought myself for Christmas: Winter Wheels & Tyres.

[The Doc]

So you've never damaged your wheels?

[am1w]

Not as yet. Never say never.

[gizzywizzy]

Since owning my Golf, I've pranged the front (scratched front bumper, damaged grille and dented the bonnet) in a 2 mph impact and then done the rear bumper in a 0.5 mph impact.
I do drive slowly and carefully but sometimes things get in the way and don't move in synchrony. Not my fault.

You've got parking sensors  so how can things possibly get in your way? I guess your talking too much in the car and not listening to your sensors.

[am1w]

Since owning my Golf, I've pranged the front (scratched front bumper, damaged grille and dented the bonnet) in a 2 mph impact and then done the rear bumper in a 0.5 mph impact.
I do drive slowly and carefully but sometimes things get in the way and don't move in synchrony. Not my fault.

You've got parking sensors  so how can things possibly get in your way? I guess your talking too much in the car and not listening to your sensors.

No talking. Was alone. Just thought I'd be cleverer than the sensors and the image on the RNS510. Also, I was distracted. It was a hell of a squeeze to get ino that parking spot. Never again.

[gizzywizzy]

Since owning my Golf, I've pranged the front (scratched front bumper, damaged grille and dented the bonnet) in a 2 mph impact and then done the rear bumper in a 0.5 mph impact.
I do drive slowly and carefully but sometimes things get in the way and don't move in synchrony. Not my fault.

You've got parking sensors  so how can things possibly get in your way? I guess your talking too much in the car and not listening to your sensors.

No talking. Was alone. Just thought I'd be cleverer than the sensors and the image on the RNS510. Also, I was distracted. It was a hell of a squeeze to get ino that parking spot. Never again.

Distracted by a pretty woman?

[am1w]

Since owning my Golf, I've pranged the front (scratched front bumper, damaged grille and dented the bonnet) in a 2 mph impact and then done the rear bumper in a 0.5 mph impact.
I do drive slowly and carefully but sometimes things get in the way and don't move in synchrony. Not my fault.

You've got parking sensors  so how can things possibly get in your way? I guess your talking too much in the car and not listening to your sensors.

No talking. Was alone. Just thought I'd be cleverer than the sensors and the image on the RNS510. Also, I was distracted. It was a hell of a squeeze to get ino that parking spot. Never again.

Distracted by a pretty woman?

Yeh. She was wearing a very, very short skirt and overcoat, bent down to pick her dropped keys and I saw a red thong!

[gizzywizzy]

Since owning my Golf, I've pranged the front (scratched front bumper, damaged grille and dented the bonnet) in a 2 mph impact and then done the rear bumper in a 0.5 mph impact.
I do drive slowly and carefully but sometimes things get in the way and don't move in synchrony. Not my fault.

You've got parking sensors  so how can things possibly get in your way? I guess your talking too much in the car and not listening to your sensors.

No talking. Was alone. Just thought I'd be cleverer than the sensors and the image on the RNS510. Also, I was distracted. It was a hell of a squeeze to get ino that parking spot. Never again.

Distracted by a pretty woman?

Yeh. She was wearing a very, very short skirt and overcoat, bent down to pick her dropped keys and I saw a red thong!

Should have got out and given her a good prang instead of pranging your car 

[am1w]

Gizzy, really. It was too cold and I did not have the energy at 8 am in a car park in Kings Cross. She's young enough to be my grandchild. O, dear, this makes it sound really disgusting.

Stop it! You are egging me on.

Now if you were there, in that position, it would have been a different matter!

[Ess_Three]

No talking. Was alone. Just thought I'd be cleverer than the sensors and the image on the RNS510. Also, I was distracted. It was a hell of a squeeze to get ino that parking spot. Never again.

Don't you have Park Assist?
Tut-tut...

Best add it to your list of retro-fits.

[gizzywizzy]

Gizzy, really. It was too cold and I did not have the energy at 8 am in a car park in Kings Cross. She's young enough to be my grandchild. O, dear, this makes it sound really disgusting.

Stop it! You are egging me on.

Now if you were there, in that position, it would have been a different matter!

Yeah and the whole of London would have run away screaming in horror