LOOK! I just bought myself for Christmas: Winter Wheels & Tyres.

[The Doc]

You need to polish up on your parking too 

[am1w]

You need to polish up on your parking too 

I did my rear whilst filthy thoughts crossed my mind.

[The Doc]

You need to polish up on your parking too 

I did my rear whilst filthy thoughts crossed my mind.

 

Ok so I see now why your better half needs rim protection, but why do you?

[am1w]

You need to polish up on your parking too 

I did my rear whilst filthy thoughts crossed my mind.

Ok so I see now why your better half needs rim protection, but why do you?

To stop my WHEEL rims from being damaged in case I kerb them during a parking flap. Better to be safe than sorry.

We are talking wheels?

[dom]

You need to polish up on your parking too 

I did my rear whilst filthy thoughts crossed my mind.

Ok so I see now why your better half needs rim protection, but why do you?

To stop my rims from being damaged in case I kerb them during a parking flap. Better to be safe than sorry.

We are talking wheels?

Damaging flaps and rims, this section disgusts me 

[dom]

You need to polish up on your parking too 

I did my rear whilst filthy thoughts crossed my mind.

Ok so I see now why your better half needs rim protection, but why do you?

To stop my WHEEL rims from being damaged in case I kerb them during a parking flap. Better to be safe than sorry.

We are talking wheels?

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[The Doc]

You need to polish up on your parking too 

I did my rear whilst filthy thoughts crossed my mind.

Ok so I see now why your better half needs rim protection, but why do you?

To stop my WHEEL rims from being damaged in case I kerb them during a parking flap. Better to be safe than sorry.

We are talking wheels?

Yes, wheels.

Since owning your golf what damage have you done to it?

[am1w]

You need to polish up on your parking too 

I did my rear whilst filthy thoughts crossed my mind.

Ok so I see now why your better half needs rim protection, but why do you?

To stop my rims from being damaged in case I kerb them during a parking flap. Better to be safe than sorry.
We are talking wheels?

Damaging flaps and rims, this section disgusts me 

Me too.
Should we turn in?

[The Doc]

I think so, I'm off to Peterborough @ 5am lol

Don't worry about me getting stuck, I'll be in a Disco bus 

[am1w]

Since owning my Golf, I've pranged the front (scratched front bumper, damaged grille and dented the bonnet) in a 2 mph impact and then done the rear bumper in a 0.5 mph impact.
I do drive slowly and carefully but sometimes things get in the way and don't move in synchrony. Not my fault.