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Offline am1w

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Important advice to all Newbies!
« on: 07 October 2010, 16:28 »
When ordering your car, for Heaven's sake, spec Bi-Xenons and ACC. The former is hell to buy and retro-bloody-fit and the latter is practically impossible.

I specced ACC ( :smiley: clever+) but not Bi-Xenons ( :angry: :sick: stupid+).

Some might agree with this, others not.

Oh, Steve30, my friend, don't please say DSG too! :evil: :wink: :grin:

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Re: Important advice to all Newbies!
« Reply #1 on: 07 October 2010, 16:35 »
When ordering your car, for Heaven's sake, spec Bi-Xenons and ACC. The former is hell to buy and retro-bloody-fit and the latter is practically impossible.

I specced ACC ( :smiley: clever+) but not Bi-Xenons ( :angry: :sick: stupid+).

Some might agree with this, others not.

Oh, Steve30, my friend, don't please say DSG too! :evil: :wink: :grin:



As ever I agree with Am1w both ACC (awesome piece of kit) and xenons (improve the looks of the car  IMO and light up the road so much more) must haves.
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Re: Important advice to all Newbies!
« Reply #2 on: 07 October 2010, 16:38 »
Amanda, if you lived closer, you could be the love of my life. :kiss:

Then we could get Bonnie and Wolfgang to mate. :rolleyes:

The offspring would probably be a chimp - black body and red arse! :evil: :laugh:
« Last Edit: 07 October 2010, 16:42 by am1w »
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Re: Important advice to all Newbies!
« Reply #3 on: 07 October 2010, 17:23 »
Amanda, if you lived closer, you could be the love of my life. :kiss:

Then we could get Bonnie and Wolfgang to mate. :rolleyes:

The offspring would probably be a chimp - black body and red arse! :evil: :laugh:


OMG that image is hilarious :laugh: you sound like a chap after my own heart, however the thought of ever having to live in London :sick: :sick: :sick: :evil: :evil:
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Re: Important advice to all Newbies!
« Reply #4 on: 07 October 2010, 17:48 »
Dynaudio  :grin:

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Re: Important advice to all Newbies!
« Reply #5 on: 07 October 2010, 17:58 »
Dynaudio  :grin:

Yes of course that's a given :grin: the reverse camera is a nifty tool too.
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Re: Important advice to all Newbies!
« Reply #6 on: 07 October 2010, 18:39 »
You both are soo cheeky. Love to have a little seductive pinch of them. :grin:
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Re: Important advice to all Newbies!
« Reply #7 on: 07 October 2010, 18:46 »
 Bonnie and wolfgang, sounds like they should be in porn!  :grin:
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Re: Important advice to all Newbies!
« Reply #8 on: 07 October 2010, 18:48 »
+ sunroof and DSG is a must (you don't see lewis hamilton driving with his knob in his hand - Nicole does that for him).


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Re: Important advice to all Newbies!
« Reply #9 on: 07 October 2010, 18:55 »
Well Jimble, Bonnie has a camera up her arse and can make and direct her own porn! I just don't want Wolgang's knob to become an international exhibit or worn out. It's only been refurbished recently. :rolleyes: Besides, Wolfgang has some very effective frontal sensors. Clever boy!
Must sort out some protection soon.

It's rather nice I can have a bit of fun on my own thread! :cool:
« Last Edit: 07 October 2010, 19:01 by am1w »
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