Just driving along a dual carriageway and got done by a local plod with a handheld speedgun hiding behind some park cars.
You are driving dangerously fast!
I said what speed?
The reply is 41mph with a look of disgust on his face!
Not got done since my teenage years and I had not prang my car for ten years plus. I drive so cautiously that some of my friend says I am boring!
You guys and gals can imagine how upset I am!

The GTI is just too refined for its speed. Didn't even realised I was at that speed just seconds after coming out of a junction!