This is my deformed Rear Bumper. The Good News+Nearly done+Undone+NOW DONE!

[R32UK]

Can we lock this thread and throw away the key now!!! 

[am1w]

Yes. Some Golf R designer side-skirts. Will suit it to a T! Or how about those designer black door mirrors? Decisions, decisions.

[am1w]

Now, now Gilly. Temper, temper. Shorten your life expectancy.
Ha, ha only I can lock it.
Was going to but you've helped me change my mind.
Please try and enjoy my misfortune. It is a unique time for one and all.

[am1w]

You have to laugh at this as it is unbelievably sickening:

Collected the car after the 4th attempt to paint a rear bumper.
Crap job. They tried touching up the edges but made it worse.
They agree it needs fixing. Small mercies. Worse than useless comes to mind.

Giving it back in 2-3 weeks for them to re-paint the bumper for the 5th time!

Sorry to bore you, but I've nowhere to go to vent my frustration.

[mac7]

Wow, you still haven't managed to get a satisfactory repair?? 

[R32UK]

i know... try a different dealer

[am1w]

i know... try a different dealer

Too late for me.
It's like: One is on an operating table, one wakes up from the sedation, one's stomach is wide open and one wants to be transferred to another hospital and see another surgeon.
A bit dramatic, but you get my drift.

[MAW73]

FFS what a nightmare you must be 

[am1w]

FFS what a nightmare you must be 

What? Me a nightmare? How dare you, you cheeky monkey.

[MAW73]

What with you and your bumper and me and my wheel fetish..... what a bunch of numpty's