Due to extreme (unprepared for) weather conditions, I decided to skid on ice at a downhill junction and hit a fence and mount the curb. The results are below, please bare in mind, my steering wheel was straight at the time of taking these pictures:


Excellent.
Had to wave through the interwebs for breakdown cover, RAC and AA were crap as they were focusing on their members, so new 'potential' members were sh!t out of luck. In the end I got Greenflag to come out, which fair play to them they were there within 20 minutes of me confirming my £95!

call out charge. There is an upside though, I am now entitled to a years cover with them.

After being towed to a garage, the damage isn't as bad as I had assumed, new track rod is needed, and something else (can't remember, it's been a long day) and been told £95 so hopefully that will be that once it's done.
Didn't need this so close to my birthday and Christmas, was also due to drive to Southampton tomorrow but that isn't going to happen. Ah well.