I helped my pretty neighbour park her brand new Tdi.
I thought the steering was disconnected from the wheels, the clutch had seen better days - worn like an old whore, etc etc. It was awful. I did not tell her what I felt, being a gentleman and all that. I think my expression said it all. Then she wanted to try mine. I very politely declined and suggested it was too powerful for her.

Now I wonder what the re-map will be like .... hmmmm
