Now hang on you two.
I never drink too much, (
max one small glass of red with a hearty meal) and drive and I never poke around - ears - when I am under any sort of influence.

Regarding surgery, I am 100% sober all the time and very, very serious about my patient care.
Now you have both upset me.

Oh, I drink red wine only for medicinal purposes.

I just want my Sat Nav, please.