Quick! Get the orange sauce!

[tezyuk]

Quack quack  could of been worse
lucky its only the grill

[am1w]

Quack quack  could of been worse
lucky its only the grill

I'll have to starve as I like grilled duck.

[PenguinGTI]

Shame about the duck
...

however...


Truly magnificent photo 

[am1w]

What happened to the other very s!utty duck?
Don't these birds read the highway code?
Sorry about your grille.

[DDRFan]

I know I shouldn't really laugh but this has got to be the funniest thing I will ever read on this forum. LOL

a few years ago i hit a pigeon on the motorway, i vaguely remember the pigeon had tried to fly across but a tall lorry that I was following had hit it and seems like it instantly killed it, and the dead lifeless carcass just dropped towards my car. i instantly knew it was going to hit me, but i daren't change lanes because i wasn't fully aware whether there was traffic in my blind spots, so i just sort of carried on driving and then cringed as the pigeon hit somewhere around the front bumper.

i got to work and checked, there seemed to be no visible damage to the car, no more than before anyway!

[Rolfe]

What happened to the other very s!utty duck?
Don't these birds read the highway code?
Sorry about your grille.

It's almost certainly a two-dimensional silhouette on the road between Lockerbie and Lochmaben.  I think they were courting.  I just got a very quick impression of two figures sort of rearing up, confronting each other, then bang-bang.  I wasn't even sure it was birds - I wondered if it could have been boxing hares.  I had intended to check the car when I got home, but it was about 5.15am and I was totally zonked.  I thought there might be a few feathers.  I didn't expect an entire mallard!

Rolfe.

[am1w]

Now who's the tough bird!

[am1w]

How much does the grille cost?

[Rolfe]

Quite honestly, I didn't ask.  I'll find out when I make the booking to have it fitted.  The car was already provisionally scheduled to go in for a couple of days to have a nasty scratch sustained during the deep snow fixed, and I just called into the garage to ask if a grille could be ordered for fitting at the same time.

I'm feeling a bit resigned about it.  Presumably nasty surprise #3 is still awaiting.

Rolfe.

[am1w]

Quite honestly, I didn't ask.  I'll find out when I make the booking to have it fitted.  The car was already provisionally scheduled to go in for a couple of days to have a nasty scratch sustained during the deep snow fixed, and I just called into the garage to ask if a grille could be ordered for fitting at the same time.
I'm feeling a bit resigned about it.  Presumably nasty surprise #3 is still awaiting.
Rolfe.

For God's sake don't even think on these lines. Bad karma.
Let's say the result of the National Election is the 3rd surprise which ever way you look at it!