Just done a "Fielder"

[AdamB]

I was coming back from a friends tonight, when I came up behind a Nova, with three young lads in beanies, in it. They were obviously pushing this little death trap to the limits on the twisty road. But this was still not quick enough for me. As we came to a straight I dropped the Corrado down a cog and planted my foot to the floor. As the roar of the big 6 took me passed the lads, I drove off into the distance.
Now about a mile on is a known spot for the police to sit and wait, so I eased back and carefully drove past the layby. As I came up to the following 40 mph limit, I kept off the accelerator. Only to be overtaking by the Numbnuts, with a big grin on their face, obviously thinking they had just "roasted" a VR6.
As I left the 500m stretch of 40 mph, and came back onto a 60 zone, I, once again, came up the rear end of the chuckle brothers. This time they were obviously ready for me, or so they thought. So giving it all they had, they peddled their way up to an impressive 100 mph, whilst entering corners that would be better taken on 4 wheels as opposed to 2! I sat behind them, annoyed, not because they had overtaken me, but becasue they were now in my way again. So as we approached another straight, these boys had managed to eek out another 3 mph (GPS) of their mighty "beast". With the muppet in the back looking over his shoulder, and egging his mates to drive faster, I pulled along side them, looked across and flashed them a "you should have known better" look. Then dropped it to 4th again, opening up the throttle bodies, and sucking vegetation off of the roadside through the induction kit, I once again left these poor fools to think about the day they "almost had this VR6"

God, it's good to be foolish at times

[trustno1]

ROFL    Ive think we've all done a "fielder" now and again!!

[Fielder5757]

LOL feels good doesnt it  Now you can see why i make regular trips to Essex 

[S11EPS]

Ads,

I find what you have just described being the biggest downside to driving quick cars - every bellend in the country that has a stick on plastic aluminium fuel filler cap and a max power sticker wants to have a go, regardless of the gulf in performance difference.

Do these people honestly think that they are going to pose a challenge, let alone take a victory, against your motor? The only time I actually bother to waste the fuel and show them what a real car can do is when they have their girlfriends or mates in the car.

Very childish, I know, but I can imagine them in the car (obviously shouting to one-another to be heard over the drum and bass) "Look darlin', we're beating a scoob!! Look, look, we're blowing him awa....Oh"

Ta ta knobbers 

[danhock]

Nice ones ads.....

You're lucky they didnt stack the car in front of you!!!

I had a similar experinence in my Nissan 200sx the other day (waits for the jap-crap comments).

Pulled up at some lights and a chav pulled up next to me in a highly modified Civic coupe. He kept up with me for 10 yards until my new turbo kicked in.... whooooooosh see ya later......


Unfortuantely i think, although he had big alloys and a hugh Spoiler, had forgotten to modify the engine..


Its beyond me why these people spend thousands on body kits and spoilers and do nothing to the engine.... Kinda like sheep in wolfs clothing.....

[Golfgal]

I thought you were gonna say you f**ked a she he thing 

I can't overtake anything I drive an 8v 

[free]

hehe 
ad's ur a bad bad boy.

keep up the good work

[...joe]

yeah i thought this would be about shagging tranny's

i think one of the stupidest things happen to me was i was in my company car (then, a renault megane scenic!!) and i pulled up at a set of lights when this tosser in a 106 with a drain pipe exhaust and, to be fair, cute girlfriend pulled up, revving his engine and glaring at me. so while i'm thinking "is he seriously wanting to race a people carrier?" the lights change, i decide to floor it and leave the prick in a cloud of diesel smoke! what was the point of that?! should've seen his face! then he decided to blast past me doing about 50 in a 30! utter prick!

[Veedubgt18v]

Ads,

I find what you have just described being the biggest downside to driving quick cars - every bellend in the country that has a stick on plastic aluminium fuel filler cap and a max power sticker wants to have a go, regardless of the gulf in performance difference.

Do these people honestly think that they are going to pose a challenge, let alone take a victory, against your motor? The only time I actually bother to waste the fuel and show them what a real car can do is when they have their girlfriends or mates in the car.

Very childish, I know, but I can imagine them in the car (obviously shouting to one-another to be heard over the drum and bass) "Look darlin', we're beating a scoob!! Look, look, we're blowing him awa....Oh"

Ta ta knobbers?

Nothing wrong with drum and bass! 

[Mixologist]

Ads,

I find what you have just described being the biggest downside to driving quick cars - every bellend in the country that has a stick on plastic aluminium fuel filler cap and a max power sticker wants to have a go, regardless of the gulf in performance difference.

Do these people honestly think that they are going to pose a challenge, let alone take a victory, against your motor? The only time I actually bother to waste the fuel and show them what a real car can do is when they have their girlfriends or mates in the car.

Very childish, I know, but I can imagine them in the car (obviously shouting to one-another to be heard over the drum and bass) "Look darlin', we're beating a scoob!! Look, look, we're blowing him awa....Oh"

Ta ta knobbers?

Nothing wrong with drum and bass!?

I was gonna say that!

yeah i thought this would be about shagging tranny's

i think one of the stupidest things happen to me was i was in my company car (then, a renault megane scenic!!) and i pulled up at a set of lights when this tosser in a 106 with a drain pipe exhaust and, to be fair, cute girlfriend pulled up, revving his engine and glaring at me. so while i'm thinking "is he seriously wanting to race a people carrier?" the lights change, i decide to floor it and leave the prick in a cloud of diesel smoke! what was the point of that?! should've seen his face! then he decided to blast past me doing about 50 in a 30! utter prick!

And theres nothing like leavking someone in a cloud of smoke, especially when they sit up ur arse!  so drop the clutch and whoomph, smokey!!!