No I'm not in a bad mood GolfTi, just being a bit realistic. To be fair, mine's one of the oldest on here (it's 3 in 9 days time) and is probably the best VW I've had so far. The door rubbers groan as it flexes over bumps but other than the shenanigans with the alarm (which turned out to be just a coding change) it's been faultless.
3rd service comes up a week on Saturday so I can guarantee this time in a fortnight something will have gone wrong!!!!!!