them cheeky F**ks bet they charged over a ton for intermittant wipers

quick how to....
Remove your steering wheel sure plenty of you have but for those who havent its simple pop the horn(making sure ignition is off i made this mistake as i had radio on) either lock the steering or put it dead straight and hold it there while undoing the bolt and give it a good hard tug to pull it off, using white chalk or crayon can help to mark it if you really want to.
now what your left with is a metal disk in the middle there are 3 screws on this top left, top right and bottom middle remove these and it is probably a good idea to remove the undercover for the ignition and steering lock.
ok heres the tricky bit

remove the 2 cables underneath the indicator stalk and put your hands around the rear of the 2 stalks and push forward as far as you can trying to get the steering bush as far inside the centre hole as possible and hold the wiper centre part in one hand and slide to the left youll see its connected to something on the left its for the flashers and full beamonce its off that you can pull it off.
now your looking at the wiper stalk mechanism on the top left there is a small white insert its around a 10mm wide and about 5mm high use a screw driver to push it out., on the off chance yours is differnt just look at the other end of the stalk above the inner arm thats where the insert is.
ok now you have to put it all back together again making sure you get your steering wheel in the correct position. turn on the ignition(this is the part i was deafened by the horn so after 5 minutes fixing that) push the wiper arm down it wont work at first probably cause the relay has never used that circuit before but it will start slow and pick up speed to where its going continuos not to worry just leave it on and it will slowy get it right after about 30 seconds to a minute youll have intermittant wipers

Thanks gtijoe :'(