A guy goes into a female toilet by accident. Realises this but can't be bothered to leave. Does his business and tries to wipe himself. There is no toilet paper but he sees 4 buttons. Strange, he thinks.
Button 1 HW
Button 2 HA
Button 3 PP
Button 4 ATR
Conused, he decides to press HW. 'Hot Water' lights up and lovely hot water ism sprayed onto his bottom. So he gets it nicely washed.
Looks for towels to dry himself, none visible. So he decides to press HA. 'Hot Air' lights up and his bottom is dried with lovely hot air.
Delighted, he feels things can only get better. So he presses PP. 'Powder Puff' lights up and he has his bottom powdered. Now he is totally fascinated. He can't wait to press ATR. This can only get better he feels.
So he presses ATR. He is hit by incredible pain and collapses.
The next thing he knows when he regains conciousness is he is in a hospital bed with a nurse leaning near him.
He asks her, 'What happened'?
She retorts, 'You pressed ATR, silly boy'.
'Yes, I know', he says. 'What is ATR'?
The nurse replies, 'It's 'Automatic Tampon Removal' and your dick's under your pillow'!
