Right this is war, am1w, you have to be James Goulds wife and Steve... well he's either Nosh's grandpa or Julian Clary, I'm not sure as both are poop shooters.
I was only suggesting that a GTD could be used as a d!ldo. Now what is wrong with that?
I definitely do not want a war with you, PLEASE?!
Regarding James and Steve, the Lord of the Rings has anointed them with his venom!

Changing tact: Got my GTi today. It has no faults and is the first car ever to be perfectly finished. However, I am not too sure about the Red. I should have got a white one like yours as red was my second choice for practical reasons.
But everyone else thinks it looks the business.
Tomorrow we take delivery of a Mercedes C Class 350 CDI Sport Auto. I will drive the Golf and she will drive the Mercedes. I hate automatics. Great for the ladies!