lol these threads make me chuckle!
112Fly HP (80odd at the wheels) and 138 Fly HP (100 odd at the wheels) Well quick init bruv - Well Lax Flower mag speak!
my 8v is fun but not quick, the 16v that my mate has is a bit more sprited but again not quick cars but just fantastic fun!
Jump in a motor that can hit 60 in around 5 secs then jump in a 8v or 16v Golf you will then feel how slow they are and really these age old threads are pointless!
Rather than waste cash modding a car to go faster, just buy a faster car in the first place - I wasted thousands over the years, if I had of just been wise I could have a Audi R8 on my drive insted!