Well if this is true DHL am a load of sh7t,

An the next time i see a DHL van driver in my street im gunna kick f7ck out of him,

And write a ransom note 2 DHL an tell em they ay avin him back until i get my new shocks

An they will think jeez all this for the sake of 50 quid,

I will be like mel gibson in that film where he keeps smoshin folks up 4 a small amount of cash, Cant think of the film title, But i know it wasnt MAD MAX
