The Scirocco has a backside like that of an overdressed Victorian woman.

It has small boot space and a big arse!
Sounds good to me 
I too wanted to get a Scirocco in the beginning.
Then I drove one. Not bad I thought except those thick 'A' pillars would provide me with the perfect foil to have a super accident in London traffic. Could not see much out of the door mirrors either. My poor passanger, who sat in the back, ended up without one that was functioning properly after a half hour test drive. The poor chap looked quite crippled and in pain.
Nice looking car, shame about the inside.
Beauty is only skin deep.
Just like Jordon, well sort of!
