Old People ROCK!!!

[Fielder5757]

Twas comming home from my girlfriends Uni at lunchtime today (sunday), I was doing 70 in the middle lane going past this truck when some twit in a MG roadster was RIGHT up my ass and flashing his lights, So i moved out of the way to let him past and he gave me this really arragent "Oh, its a boyracer" sorta look, and flew past. So i went back into the same mode as i did on the drive home from newark and chased after him. The look his his face when he got caught up in traffic and i overtook him, All 3 lanes where filled with traffic, So i made my own "middle lane" and cut between him and a 206! dead center, The 206 driver was some young lad and he was laughting his head off at the MG driver, Who was looking rather pissed off!

Nothing beats winning a race against a cocky twit! Anyone else done anything simular latly?

[Speedydub]

 

Fielder!!! I would never do anything like undertaking several cars on the a127 at high speed in the raddo!!!!! 

[Fielder5757]

LOL!!! i still say you should cut me loose in the raddo and let me show you how to cut n shut 4 lanes at once 

[...joe]

no real races recently as my cars been without an engine for the last 2 weeks but i always used to get challenged by mgf's. i remember once one sitting on my bumper doing 30 round town then as we got out i floored it and he kinda stuck with me. we went on for a while then on a nice long straight coming from a second gear bend, he took me (just) but could not shake me throught the twisties and i took him! he couldn't believe it! just goes to show that balls and driving skill will win over striaght speed. tosser.

i always seem to get nasty little boy racers with sh!tty 1.2 engines having a go. so you leave them for dust, settle back down then eventualy they're right behind you again goading you. you kinda think" didn't i just whoop your ass 2 minutes ago?" why do they bother?

[Fielder5757]

^^ thats what made me smile about this race, He musta been thinking the exact same thing about me, But Then got his beaten! Im pritty sure he wasnt expecting it!

If hed got a clean stretch of road however, He would of left me for dust, Luck he didnt tho 

[Len]

Yes we do ROCK! Thank you Fielder!

Had a little fun with an XKR Jag along the M4 recently.
Left me for dead when he could, coz i only took it up to 120 mph, well it was raining!
Overtook him by doing the inside lane when he got baulked in the outside lane. Didnt really fancy pushing it coz of the conditions.

[jte]

People hardly ever bother trying to race me :'(  My car looks too much like a GL.

It is fun at traffic lights with chav's who will try and race anything!  I embarrased some fool in his crappy little Fiesta Zetec-S yesterday.  Mind you he was quite weighed down with his horrific body kit, 4 (seriously) exit exhaust and fat ugly girlfriend.

[Overseer]

the only cars that try to race me are CRXs (yes i lose.. but i dont give much chase.. coz i know they're fast)... and for some reason the new shape Celica's always seem to give chase if u fly by

[Mixologist]

I think the funniest thing you can do is when you have someone sitting next to you at the traffic lights and there gunning there engine, your gunning yours.  And as the lights go red, they pull away as fast as possible and you gently glide your car round the corner at 5mph.  mThat has to be the easiest was to make a chav look like a nob

[Speedydub]

I had to have a bit of a road rage at an old bastid in a mondeo yesterday.

Picture it: Cars on his side of the road, me coming the other way, he pulls out and expects me to back up??? It was my right of way!!! I made the c**t respect my fkin authoritaii 

Goddamn old people. F*ckers